why is the alone in the dark soundtrack so hard to find
that game was a big disappointment but ngl the soundtrack was intense
infinite
Stranger: f or m
You: f
Stranger: me too
Stranger: :)
You: cool beans
Stranger: okby
how dare she
r u racist
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u british
You: yeah
Stranger: r u racist
You: no?
Stranger: good
“Stranger: could u talk to me in a gentlemenly sexual way like u did before”
“Finn the Wizard” Background:From Pendleton Ward’s Adventure Time. Ghostshrimp and Santino Lascano are the show’s background designers, Martin Ansolabehere and Sandra Calleros are the painters. Nick Jennings is the art director, while Pat McHale is the creative director.
can’t wait for this series
(via fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
I DID THIS IN BIOLOGY ONCE :’(
nobody noticed though bc i speak so quietly my secret is safe
amanda told me to make my story about her
so here it is!!!!
DARLING LANG SYNE
Amanda sipped sexily at her drink and stood darling behind a balloon. She wasn’t sure why she had come to this New Year’s Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel fabulous and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how sickening her knee got when she was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Amanda knew very well why she was at the party: to see Sergio.
Ah, Sergio. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his terrific collarbone made Amanda’s heart beat like a sad little evergreen who had lost all his needles.
But tonight everyone was masked. Amanda peered dangerously through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Sergio. There, she thought, the man over by the potted plant, the beautiful one with the magikarp mask. It had to be Sergio. No one else could look so sparkling, even in a magikarp mask.
He began to walk Amanda’s way and Amanda started to panic. What if he actually talked to Amanda?
Sergio came right up to Amanda and Amanda thought that she was going to faint.
“Hello,” Sergio said suavely. “What are you doing over here all alone?”
“Oh, just looking at the lightbulb,” Amanda said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so lonely.
Just then, a hard voice began to count down. “Ten … nine … eight … seven …”
Amanda’s heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Sergio might …
“Happy New Year!”
Sergio swept Amanda into his arms, bent her in Guatemala, and kissed Amanda breathlessly, slipping her the tongue and groping her butt.
Amanda could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out relentlessly and pulled Sergio’s mask off his face. It was Sergio! “I knew it was you,” Amanda said and took her own mask off.
“And it’s … you,” Sergio said. “You know, I’m just going to go get some punch.”
Amanda watched him go. He would be right back, Amanda was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
